Memes are made for lazy suckers like me.

1. Initials: JR

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Federico Garcia-Lorca. Grand Duchess Anastasia. And Laurie Anderson, who I actually find irritating, esp since she hooked up with Lou Reed.

3. Favorite fruit? Apples. All kinds.

4. For or against same sex marriage? For, obviously. And if you're against, you can f off.


5. Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin. When I was five I took it and my hands and feet swelled up and peeled. Ick.

6. Are you bisexual? I would say no. But I wouldn't rule anything out.

7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes? Sure.

8. How many U.S states have you been to? 20, maybe 21.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? Three.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? Not yet. But I'd like to. England, Italy.

11. Name something physical you like about yourself? My eyes. A guy I used to date once said my eyes were like the burning eyes of a Renaissance saint painted by El Greco. Now I want to ask every boy I like "don't you think my eyes burn like a Renaissance saint painted by El Greco?!?"

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself? I am extremely reliable.

13. do you have any pets? Sadly no. Just a stuffed sheep. Wayne.

14. What is your dream car? I could care less about cars. But I was looking at a big black Mercedes the other day that looked like an abstract machine, and very heavy. In a good way.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? all over. Russia.

16. Are you bipolar? no, just the one pole.

17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive? Mine, with me in the backseat.

18. Where would you want to go on a first date with your new date? A long dinner at Electric Lotus (Indian).

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? No.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks? Hmmm, no.

22. Do you like president Bush? Fuck no.

23. Have you ever bungee jumped? No. No plans to, either.

24. Have you ever white water rafted? No. But I would.

25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Sure. I've dated some of em too.

26. Are you racist? I try not to be, but I also kind of believe that we are all 'racist' to some degree, because of the way we're socialized.

27. What song are you listening to right now? The heartstopping music during the judging of "Project Runway". I'm palpitating.

28. What's your favorite song at the moment? "Jolene", Dolly P.

29. What was the last movie you watched? Donkey Skin. Its from the late 60s, a French fantasy fairy tale starring Catherine Denueve as the princess trying to escape her lecherous father by dressing in a donkey skin and hiding in the countryside. And then it gets weird.

30. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Work, where I am now.

31. Have you ever vandalized someone else's property? Actually, I don't think I have. Which surprises me!

32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? No. Well, I used to hit my sister when we were kids. Does that count?

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their boyfriend/husband.

34. What's ur fav. body part on the opposite sex? Smile.

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Vanilla latte. Its barely even coffee, its like a hot milkshake.

36. Say something totally random about yourself. I think about love and/or sex pretty much 95% of the time.

37. Do you have an iPod? NO! I have a Zen player mp3 player. Its a little bigger than an iPod, but holds just as much music and was half the price. Its equally user friendly. I'm a proud NON-member of iPod nation.

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? A friend of a friend called me out of the blue the other night to tell me that he thinks I look like Brian Boitano. Thanks an effing lot.

39. Do you have freckles? No. Olive-skinned Italiano.

40. Are you comfortable with your height? Sure. 5'11", tall enough to be tall enough. And plenty of bigger guys for me to moon over.

41. Do you love someone right now? I love my family. I love my friends. That kind of love, always.

42. How tall are you? 5'11".

43. Do you speak any other language other than english? I know a little Spanish.

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yea, its just a big car. Yawn.

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? Yes. My dad died last May after a long illness.

46. Do you watch MTV? Nah, I don't even have cable.

48. What's something that really annoys you? When people think they're putting one over on me.

50. Do you like Michael Jackson? Um, no.

51. Have you ever surfed? No, but I want to learn!

52. Do you know how to pump gas? Sure.

53. Do you drive? Excellently, and swiftly.

54. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? A couple of days.

55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Not only have I thought it, I've bloody WISHED it.

56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency? No.

57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to? Not really. I avoid those situations.

58. What's your favorite state to live in? Right now I'm sticking with Cali...

59. What color is your hair? dk brown. and grey!

60. What color are your eyes? dk brown.

61. Do you have any special talents? I'm a good writer. I'm a good amateur therapist. I give excellent massages. And I suck dick like a champ.

62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? What's that?

63. Favorite city? London

64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? Yes, in Mexico. In broad daylight.

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? I'd like to be the parrot on the captain's shoulder. Altho I'd probably be down below decks checking out all the swarthy, sweaty rowers.

66. Who do you live with? Nobody.

67. Last thing you watched on TV? "Project Runway".

68. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Yes.

69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip? Several. Atlantic City! Vegas! And I drove cross-country once, but at breakneck speed, like 6 days, so we didn't see much. Yet at the same time, we saw PLENTY.